December 2010
Memory from the past
Just saw Moritz on Facebook chat and got a wave of a memory.
Year: 2008
Location: History Class
Hilary: Let's invite Moritz (german exchange student) to our group
Reid: Noooooo he hates me, first he told me i sucked at speaking german, and then he was being a total diva.
Hilary: ohhh okay.
(day later)
Hilary: I talked to Moritz and he doesn't hate you! He's going to join our group too!
THANKS HILARY.
I thought I knew what wealth was
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The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never being caught
– Big Fish
Geschank
chocolate covered peanuts (my grandparents love giving nuts every christmas)
a really nice wool sweater
extremely nice headphone (my old ones are held together with gum)
winter boot/shoes they’re waterproof
my favorite salsa via American Spoon
candy candy candy
gum gum gum
Family Feud the board game
and lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for Dubai
“Dubai is the last place on earth i’d want to go to”-My Aunt
NO NEED TO WORRY BITCH BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT GOING.
I blame my parents for making christmas not magical.
Every year they say the same thing:
“christmas is going to be different this year”
“don’t expect much for christmas”
“this christmas isn’t going to be very exciting”
“I hope you didn’t get your hopes up for this christmas”
Great now my expectations are at a negative 50
My Day on the Road
Random 414 Number (milwaukee area code): Hey
Me: hey, who is this? (thinking: shit, i deleted a lot of people i don't like from high school on my phone)
Random 414 Number: Britanny but my facebook name i u get nolove
Me: hahaha how do we know each other? (thinking: Who the fuck is this!? Maybe it's britanny from potbelly-where i used to work)
Britanny: Idk u add me lol
Me: I did? lol what's up? (I never add people on facebook unless i say hi to them on a regular basis, maybe i can find out why she texted me and i'll know who she is)
Britanny: Nothing much. what is ur name
Me: reid, I don't think i added you on facebook.....you have the wrong number. i'm not friends with anyone named britanny you get no love
Britanny: U did add me and its u get nolove (meanwhile i'm searching on facebook frantically and finding nothing).
Me: you don't even know my name lol, how did i add you?
Britanny: Dria smileless that what it said (WHO THE FUCK IS DRIA SMILELESS?)
Me: hahahahaha nope that's not me you have the wrong number, my number is ********
Britanny: O sorry
Me: ahahah no problem.
I swear, I am one digit away from some hood guy, because I get calls all the time for not paying my child support....damn you Dria Smileless
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you...
– Winston (Muthafuckin) Churchill
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If you’re young and not liberal, you have no heart. If you’re old...
– Winston (Muthafuckin) Churchill
Good Bye Arctic Circle, Michigan
Hello No Where, Illinois
something i’ll never understand is how I can think something is so beautiful and someone can think it is incredibly ugly, and how someone can think something is so beautiful and I find it incredibly ugly. Why is beauty in the eye of the beholder, what do they see that i can’t see and why can’t they see what i see?
Living in the Arctic Circle Day 2
Well I almost died today.
My mom has noticed my latest boredom living in the tundra, so she decided to create some bonding time by taking me to………..an art gallery….
yeah, an art gallery.
So before we leave i decide to grab my Ipod ( my mom was complaining that I was running late…w/e this becomes relevant later).
As we are driving, listening good music (because i...
Not a fun day.
7:45 am Exam (to which my alarm was set for 6:00….PM) ben ended up waking me up.
Finished the exam at 9:30.
10:30-10:35 they didn’t need me at work
10:35-4:00 pack,find random stuff to do while alone, clean.
4:00-11:00: Ride the bus with a bunch of yoopers (never seen so much camo and hick accents in one spot).
On the bright side the movie: Run Lola Run was...
der ball ist rund und das spiel dauert 90 minuten
– Name that movie!
Realismus (deutsch):the attribute of accepting the facts of life and favoring practicality and literal truth
The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference
– Bif
#ShitThatIsSoCrazyItCouldn'tBeConsideredReal
Reid’s memoir of the night.
So one day after studying for exams, I decided to take a “break” with my bud tyler. After we were finished chilling, Sami comes in and says: “do you know who that naked girl is in Ben’s room?” I give sami a puzzled look and then evan chimed in “yeah there is a girl in a bra and underwear in ben’s room…just...